yondering

actualizing the yearning to adventure, to roam, to wander in an unspecific direction toward an indeterminate objective, usually over hill(s) and out of sight

After a marathon Lord of the Rings weekend, the trio of friends headed off. Returning hours later, bleeding and mud-crusted, one was heard to say, "Dude, that was a hella-survivor-savage yondering.

by Imagen June 5, 2010

Yodeling fart

A fart that sounds like someone yodeling.

The way he farmed, I wondered if Ranger Doug was doing a yodeling fart from his colon.

by I, Wreckerrr October 21, 2016

Yonding

As in "over yonder,” to be mentally separated from the situation. Slightly more severe than bugging or tripping.

I've never seen him act like this before; that kid is really yonding right now.

by no1way2jose3 January 3, 2019

yonderneath

Used in place of "over there underneath"

"Do you know where my car keys are?"
"They're yonderneath those papers in the kitchen."

by theband0506 July 17, 2009

Just wondering

Said to cover up someone's true intentions about a question they just asked; trying to appear nonchalant. Could also mean that it's about to go down.

Justin: "Yo, Brad, how old's your sister?"
Brad: "She's 16, what's it to you, perv?"
Justin: "Dang, man, I was just wondering..."

by mattyp1108 September 10, 2011

pondering

To think about (something) carefully, especially before making a decision or reaching a conclusion.

"I'm pondering about what clothes to wear for the occasion"

by Ponder land. December 1, 2013

Wondering Wanker

A Wondering Wanker is a person who engages in the simple act of flogging the dolphin in a public restroom, department store changing room, or other random public place. Normally the Wondering Wanker is always horny and gives no regard to where he sprays his baby gravy.

Bro 1: Dude, I was dropping a grumpy at the crapper in Best Buy the other day and I think the guy in the next stall was whacking it!

Bro 2: Oh gross, you were sitting next to a Wondering Wanker...

by EliteDanTheMan November 19, 2010