Woffed

verb- the act of being completely physically or mentally dominated by an opponent or enemy to the point of utter embarrassment. Originating from a few glorious moments when Wofford College asserted its manliness over BYU in the second round of the 2011 NCAA March Madness Tournament. It is important to note that one can be woffed in any activity, not just basketball.

Did you see how hard I just woffed that kid? I think he might be crying.

by Shane McNootz April 4, 2011

dick wolfed

To end something too soon.

"I waited the whole time to see the verdict and then they just dick wolfed me!"

"Oh, Detective Stabler, even though your show just dick wolfed me, I still love you!"

by danny boyyyy October 9, 2006

wiffed

- failing to capitalize on an opportunity due to ones own ineptitude or lack of self control
- missing an obvious opportunity due to lack of foresight

1. I would have birdied that hole, but I wiffed a 2 foot put.
2. I should have had that job, but I got really nervous and wiffed the interview.
3. I could have bought business.com back in 2001 for $200 but I wiffed and bought isurelovebusiness.com instead...I just thought it sounded better.

by theoneDub October 24, 2007

woffee

The act of going to a venue which can be used for flexible working.

Derived from wi-fi, work and coffee - woffee

Let's go for a woffee

by swif July 18, 2012

Waffed

Outrageously drunk. Pronounced (Wafe-d). The word came from the accronym W.A.F. which stands for : Wasted As Fuck.

1." Man, I was so waffed last night"
2. That girl is falling everywhere. She must be waffed"

by ayowasted September 20, 2009

Dick Wolfed

When a movie or TV show leaves you hanging; wondering what happened. No real ending or conclusion to a story.

Wait, what happened.?!? I just watched a three hour movie and totally got Dick Wolfed.!!

by emmmmers June 1, 2016

Dick Wolfed

To get roped into another episode of Law and Order by the opening scene that immediately follows the previous episode.

"I swore to myself I'd start my paper after the first episode, but I kept getting Dick Wolfed by the SVU marathon."

by thebetterfriend2 December 6, 2011