wheating

the act of masturbating within a financial institution with the intention of being caught on cctv for the pleasure of the voyeur. like dogging

What are you doing watching that CCTV footage?

Oh waiting to catch some wheating, it gets me off!

by stamp April 22, 2004

wheat

That stuff you use to make bread.
No perverted crap here.

Wheat constantly fights Rye in the Bread War.

by StatenIslander January 1, 2008

Wheat

Wheat is a purely perfect substance, used to make bread. It is as addictive as heroin, and one cannot live without wheat. Wheat is grown in farms, as well as in Minecraft. Pure awesomeness.

"Oh my gawd, WHEAT! It's amazing!"

by wheatmaster69 June 20, 2019

Wheat

Name for a teenage boy with an organic personality, usually possessing the build of a string-bean, spaghetti, or other material with the diameter of wheat. Very pale, this type of boy is most commonly spotted amidst the highschool mathletes or on the track to upkeep his wheat-like figure. While commonly beige in character, most people tend to appreciate their wheat-like friends. It must be noted, however, that some people are gluten free and cannot tolerate such boys.

Hey look it's carter!

What a guy, he's a real piece of wheat

by #1 holly hills roastmaster December 27, 2016

Wheat

Wheat is a term about when you feed two Minecraft cows and they smash their heads together and a baby cow comes out. Meaning the person wants to smash

Damn girl want to share some wheat

by FetusDeletus69 April 26, 2020

Wheat

Wheat is a combination of the two mentalities of, Let's get this bread and Yeet this yeast.

Time to Wheat.

by IAMTHEBATMAN33 February 22, 2019

Wheat

Any type of marijuana.

Oi blood you got any wheat for me!?

by GreenCliffsOfDover December 27, 2010