twoned

when you get stoned on tweeds (fake pot, k2, incense, spice).

hey man lets go up to the smoke shop and buy some tweeds so we can get super twoned

by dj rustynail October 22, 2011

twoned

#tweaked and #stoned at the same time

I was very high and twoned last night

by anonymous November 6, 2023

Twoked

The past tense of Twoking. When you puke and go "number two" at the same time.

The last time I got drunk in Mexico I twoked in the bathroom while my wife slept quietly in the bathroom next to me.

by Flex Appeal January 1, 2014

Mosquito Toned

A prepubescent boy who has a voice so high it resembles the mosquito tone (a high pitched noise which can only be heard by people under the age of 30)

1. You join in a game on xbox/ps3 and are greeted by a lobby of screaming mosquito toned boys.

2.You are in the mall and are annoyed at a group of preppy mosquito toned boys who think they're cool.

by Eaglesfan180 July 30, 2010

Toned

Visible definition in muscles as a direct result of having low body fat and reasonably well formed and built muscles. Similar to being 'ripped' only not to such an extent.

Dude check out Jess. She got so toned from going to the gym.

I need to lose some fat and get more toned, like NBA players.

Aerobics gets you toned.

by Funployee June 21, 2007

Twoner

Two people who are loners together.

"Man, do you see those two guys? They're just standing over there alone."

"Yeah, they're total twoners."

by electrokute November 22, 2009

twone

A happily married couple. When two become one.

The way they looked at each other, you could tell they were twone.

by no1apa November 29, 2012