teetotaller

a person who does not drink any alcohol

"jane is a teetotaller... how does she manage her mom?"

by lauren August 30, 2003

teetotaler

One pledged to entire abstinence from all intoxicating drinks.

Matt Dziki And all of his friends are sure not teetortalers, haha get drunk mutha fucka!!

by Tortuga July 8, 2004

teetotaler

Someone who totally drinks tea.

Hey bro want a Maté?
Totally, because I'm a teetotaler.
Relax have a beer!
No.

by Amy West February 8, 2013

teetotaler

An overly macho/aggressive/impatient golfer who compulsively feels the need to "swing low" and therefore not only really clobber the ball, but also to totally annihilate the tee that it's resting on, not to mention gouge out about three inches of grassy topsoil along with it.

The new golf course in town has an additional rule to reduce their turf-restoration budget --- not only do they have the standard "profanity and aggressive behavior prohibited" notice, but they also strictly forbid teetotalers... if you wanna play here, you gotta behave yourself.

by QuacksO November 21, 2017

Teetotaler

An extremely boring and dull person. They hate fun and shouldn't be invited anywhere.

Cara was at my party and was acting like a teetotaler, it was very boring.

by Beatthedealer February 22, 2017

teetotaler

Teetotaler is from tee (the letter t, as in total) + total + -er.

You mentioned that magazine on our walk to Soho, the first time we met, when you were attempting to be a teetotaler.

by fishy December 28, 2005

Reverse Teetotaler

A person who abstains strictly from water, tea, coffee, and other non-alcoholic beverages, professing to consume only fermented or distilled liquors; an individual who avoids sobriety with the same rigor a teetotaler avoids alcohol.

The club is populated by reverse teetotalers who view the tea urn with deep suspicion and the gin bottle with reverence.

by TR Arterburn December 2, 2025