Tearful

Tearful is:
A) Something that makes you sad
or
B) A way to describe your feelings when you wanted something and you couldn't have it

A) Person 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me.
Person 2: Oh no! How very tearful!

B) Person 1: Damn, I wanted to go to the Panic! At The Disco concert, but it was sold out!
Person 2: Yeah, I know! It's so very tearful!

by Sahley January 29, 2007

tearful masturbation

When life just plain sucks and you cry and jerk off at the same time.

he couldn't get out of the friend zone so he had some tearful masturbation while listening to 'someone like you' by adele

by poopyissad December 30, 2011

Tearful Goodbye

A method of masturbation whereby your own tears are utilized as lubricant.

Lindsey left Jayson after which Jayson enjoyed a Tearful Goodbye alone in the shower...

by meimei5363 September 9, 2010

tearful blumpkin

a crying bitch sucking your knob whilst dropping a deuce

whenever monique gets plastered, she invites stephen into the bath for a tearful blumpkin

by mstrkrfter March 4, 2011

teaful

full of tea, VERY juicy information

This EP is teaful, it shares a lot of personal things.

by finding fletcher August 15, 2020

Teaful

Containing a profuse amount of tea. When something is bursting with gossip or personal information

The S(EX) TAPES by Fletcher is extraordinarily teaful. It is full of spicy tea.

Fletchers new EP is teaful; she shares a lot of personal info.

by Cari FLETCHER August 16, 2020

teaful

a voluptuous amount of tea

The s(ex) tapes by Fletcher is extremely teaful.

by finding fletcher August 15, 2020