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stech

verb. (1) (a) To maintain high expectations combined with sharp criticism with the intent to advance the performance of another; esp. To combine harsh assessment and feedback in an academic environment to promote learning. (b) To zero out. (2) To get good.

noun. (1) One who steches. (2) An individual of high standards who applies the same to his surroundings.
When the professor couldn't open the assignment his student submitted because it was in a *.eps format, he steched the work with a zero and left the comment, "Next time use an industry standard document type that I can read."

Teacher 1: Did you see that sweet mechanism that student made? I've never seen a wheelchair move so effortlessly.
Teacher 2: Yeah, but that clown used 304 Stainless instead of 316. So I sided with my inner Stech and gave him a C.
by GotGood January 5, 2012
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Nam-Stache

A mustache variant. Specifically, a mad dog (or Hulk Hogan if you prefer) that only combat Vietnam vets can grow after they've reached the age of 55. Only after you have looked eye ball to eye ball with the man in the black pajamas (a worthy fucking adversary) will you be able to grow this mustache.

Most, if not all, of the gentleman sporting this stache will be wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat and a pair of gold aviator sunglasses They may, or may not, also have a kick ass nickname, like "Dead Eye" or "Bunny".
Is your uncle Jack a porn director or a Nam vet?

You can't tell from his supreme nam-stache? I thought it was obvious!
by Elwood Lane March 19, 2017
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Dad-stache

The dad-stache is a unique moustache that is perhaps the pinnacle of all staches. While it appears similar to a 70s porn stache, it is not quite the same since it is not as creepy.

Males can only grow one of these badboys once they have had a kid (in particular a son). It is a biologic reaction that has evolved through the years because such a moustache commands respect from ones offspring and in general demonstrates clear bad-assery.
You kind of had this nasty scum stache vibe going on until your wife had your son. Then all the sudden you developed a wicked dad-stache that made Burt Reynolds look like a pubescent cheeseball!
by Elwood Lane July 18, 2012
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Sech's

An iconic alcoholic beverage originating in Ohio that comes in six packs, is 6% alcohol, and is German for the word "Six."
Guy: I want to buy some Sech's.

Other Guy: There's a few girls I could hit up if they get drunk enough..

Guy: Or we could buy them Sech's first.

Other Guy: (Other Guy Is Confused. It hurts itself in its confusion).
by Ivanna Haf January 29, 2015
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stacheboy

Someone morbidly obese who calls people by their last names. Usually plays video games all day, doesn't play any sport, and is completely incapable of making a humorous joke. Usually they have names that begin with M,N,A, or R. They watch lots of anime, and most of the time they have a lot of siblings- 3 to 6. Hates common terms like "lol" "lmao" "lmfao" or "rip" but then continues to use cringy terms like "uwu" Even though they play lots of video games like COD, Fortnite, or Valorant, they usually suck at it even after playing for 30 hours. They usually have a sort of slogan that they repeat 20-30 times a day.
"Jesus man, Avery is such a douchebag!" "I know right! He's such a Stacheboy!"
by Relzinhcs May 21, 2021
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Smyrna 'Stache

A thin, lightly pigmented mustache that is typically sported by young men in or near Smyrna, TN.
"He has a great body but I just can't see past his Smyrna 'Stache."
by Baxtastic November 25, 2009
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Rat 'Stache

A moderate amount of facial hair protruding above the upper lip. More a reflection of abandoned hygiene than maturity/suaveishness.
"Dude, buy a Bic. You got cheesey dust in your rat 'stache."
by Combatbat February 10, 2005
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