A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.
"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"
"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."
"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."
by <MF> July 15, 2009
Get the splatters mug.When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.
by Uncle stanz October 25, 2019
Get the bondsville splatters mug.A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."
by cpoc December 9, 2003
Get the green apple splatters mug.Diarrhea that's a mixture of smalls turds, brown mop water, and porridge shit. Often classified as a war crime or an offense against nature.. or both.
by Luxotek January 19, 2015
Get the Brown Apple Splatters mug.Apperence of green feces after consuming anything with purple or blue food coloring.(i.e. grape drinks)
by thibodeaux June 9, 2003
Get the guacamole splatters mug.saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.
Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.
That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.
by mlo0224 April 15, 2010
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