<MF>'s definitions

green eye

A condition where someone always thinks that what they don't have is better than what they have, i.e. that the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence.

"Why's Shane hitting on that ho? His girl is fly."
"Dog, you know he got that green eye."

by <MF> June 2, 2009

hudonculous

Huge to the extent that it is beyond ridiculous. This word is a cross between huge and ridonculous.

His new Hummer is hudonculous; it can barely fit on the street, let alone in his garage.

by <MF> January 16, 2008

splatters

A portmanteau of ass and platter, splatters are any pants or shorts worn lower than the waist that highlight the accessibility of the butt, presumably as an advertisement of one's eagerness for anal sex. Likely a carryover from the prison trend to announce homosexuality by wearing the pants low.

"Fool's wearin splatters and he ain't even gay!"

"What's with all these punks wearing splatters? You'd think it was Happy Hour at a gay bar."

by <MF> July 15, 2009