sohem

shortened version or slang term for the southern hemisphere, usually used by expats living in Australia.

Dang brah, these must be like the best fish n' chips in the sohem! Kiwis sure knows how to fry a fish.

From October to March the sohem is the place to be...

by willclint September 14, 2012

Bitcon Scheme

term to describe the Ponzi-like schemes of the cryptocurrency world, especially in terms of bitcoin; gets its name from "bit" as in "digital", and "con" as a twist on "coin", and to describe the type of scheme (so "digital coin" -> "digital con").

Used as an alternative to "Ponzi" because cryptocurrency adherants argue that only fiat currency is used as the ROI for early investors in Ponzi schemes, contrary to the imagined value of cryptocurrencies being used as the ROI in the cryptocurrency world.

"Mark lost all his crypto investments because it was all a Bitcon Scheme."

by JuliusCesarus June 27, 2021

Schempfs

Those wind breaker material sweatpants that made a sound that appears to be "schempf."

Tim wears strictly schempfs.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin October 27, 2018

Pyramid Scheme

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Guy 1: fuck i love pyramid schemes
Guy 2: ikr! they are like bitcoin and nfts and stocks and bonds and money combined
Guy 1: I am going to invest in my future today!

by FRICKO MODE January 5, 2022

Shematthew

The friendship and/or romance between Criminal Minds stars Shemar Moore and Matthew Gray Gubler.

I can't believe the Shematthew is real. Just let me die.

by SpencerReid June 10, 2011

Scheming Butthole

The act of pursuing either male or female buttholes for sexual or non-sexual purposes

Friend 1: "Dog we were straight up scheming butthole today!"
Friend 2: "Yeah dude, we schemed those beaches for every butthole we could find!"

by OTJdog March 26, 2017

Shemaiah

Shemaiah is the most funniest person ever she we literally make you pee your pants especially when shes mad and tries to tell you why.She's a beautiful person with A+ personality.Her hair is long and shiny and she has the most flawless cheekbones.She can be shy at first but she'll come around and when she does there's no going back.If she is quite she usually tginks there is no reason to talk and that the.conversation doesn't include her.She loves food like really loves food and in her head she doesnt want to share but in her heart she feels ots the right thing to do. She is also ver intelligent and usually one of the teachers favorites. If you're a boy,date her she's wifey material and shes sexy there's no risk at all. Get on Shemaiah's good side.

Dang ,she's such a Shemaiah,she makes me laugh all the time .

by chris.crusty.unicorns February 28, 2016