Slappy’s Lullaby

When a man masturbates to fall asleep

“I had trouble sleeping last night, so I tried Slappy’s Lullaby and fell right to sleep”

by NapoleonBonerfart9 December 7, 2024

Poseidon's Sloppy Seconds

When toilet water that somebody else pissed or shit in splashes back onto your asshole after you shit in it.

I thought Poseidon's kiss was bad, but then I experienced the horror of Poseidon's sloppy seconds.

by Fucious March 12, 2015

Slappy Salmon

When someone is in front of you and without warning you get your hand between there thighs and slap there thighs back and forth saying "Slappy Salmon"

I was behind my friend walking up a flight of stairs and it was a perfect opportunity to give him a slappy salmon. I gave him a slappy salmon and he turned around and yelled "knock it off" he was pissed.

by Madmonk210 October 22, 2020

slappy slappy

The act of placing one's penis on the unconscious face of another man (i.e. when passed out or asleep)

A very effective and useful taunt

Hey Kuzz, slappy slappy!

I slappy slappied you good last night

Nice passing out...SLAPPY SLAPPY

by Jeremy February 24, 2004

Slappy Suggestion

A suggestion that will get accepted no matter how many downvotes it gets, merely based on the person who made the suggestion.

Dude 1: Bro why did they accept that dumbass suggestion?
Dude 2: Because it was a slappy suggestion.

by Kastcraft Player March 19, 2020

sloppy slippery slappy

Sweaty 400+ pound men and women usually found in Chinese Buffets such as, "China Buffet" in Bear, DE.

"If we eat too much at China Buffet we could very well become sloppy slippery slappy just like those two."

by slappyslipperysloppy October 24, 2006

Slappy slappy

Standing in front of your significant other, or someone else, with a big smile, swinging your junk back and forth so it slaps against your legs. Works best right after you get out of the shower.

When Brandon got out of the shower he showed Cassie slappy slappy so she would wake up.

by Thad Munson February 5, 2010