sladded

A state of intoxication beyond what is normally achievable. Medically, the state is somewhere in between blackout drunk and alcohol poisoning and/or death.

He was so sladded, he puked on that girl he was talking to.

by Shotclock the Sandman March 11, 2010

Sladded

a word to be posted on friends facebook wall or txt to friend when you have added a random slut on facebook.

just sladded

by iamchink December 20, 2010

slapded

Past tense of slap for mostly illiterate and un-articulate people.

Last night I was getting hot and heavy Jane, and when she got into it, I slapded that ass. I mean I was really all over her ass like chris benoit at an all you can shoot steriod buffet.

by TheNoodler November 21, 2007

sladden

A small phallic shape, often used for anal stretching before intercourse.

"Pass me that sladden babe, I'm prepping for big cock"

by Boo yah October 19, 2015

Sladed

Fucked hard, vigorously beyond all possible terms. The slader is sweating bullets and experiencing the best sex of his life, while the sladee is getting her brians fucked out. Some entitle it hardcore sex, it can involve bondage, fisting, anal, whatever one feels like doing. Put blunly, the kinkiest, rudest, most gut wrenching, exasusting, tiring, hardcore sex of one's life.

You: "Dude, did you hear? Jennifer got sladed by Mike last night."

Friend: "Woah, I bet her pussy is torn to shreds."

by Petey121 April 27, 2008

Slatded

A state of mind where one makes a comical and somewhat endearing exit. Caused when a person has been jaded by continued under-appreciation combined with daily exposure to stupid people.

Derived from the surname Slater (from Steven Slater, the Jet Blue attendant) and the word jaded.

Slatded pet store employee Reggie having been asked "Where are all the Nemos and Dorys?" by full-grown adults for the 4000th time exclaimed: "YOU CAN'T KEEP THEM IN A FISH BOWL AND THEY LIVE IN SALTWATER G-DDAMMIT!!!". Reggie abruptly began giggling and cartwheeling toward the front door.

by Tuffkitten August 17, 2010

shadded

To overindulge in alcohol to such an extent that you pass out for atleast three hours straight and then miraculously wake up.

"Aw I can't wait for the party on Saturday, I'm so getting shadded."

by Goose22 December 15, 2014