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shoveness

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The teenage art of putting clothes away in drawers.
All of the shoveness in these drawers
by Aims82 January 24, 2021
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shookness

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a scale of the amount of shook you can become within one period of time
the way michael just went down on me, my shookness scale has been left b r o k e n
by cluelesssausage March 31, 2017
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shoelessed

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A term given for a statement that has no relevance to the previous question.
These questions show a shoelessed answer.

Q. Do think it will rain today?
A. we are going to mango.

Q. Should we call the bus?
A. John has done a good job
by exzimbo February 7, 2009
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The state of being random to an extent that you are impossible to predict, and preform actions that are thought of as insane or silly.
The Shayeness of this girl is just crazy! Did you see her in the hallway?

Yeah, she just fell to her knees and yelled "PORQUE?" and got up, and ate a cookie.
by Tenayanaynay August 22, 2011
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Shortness of breath

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The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running
*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath
by Circy4 July 20, 2016
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"Shoeless" Joe Jackson

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Joe Jackson, most commonly known as Shoeless Joe Jackson, after a incident where he had so many blisters on his feet because of his cleats; he decided to play his next game without cleats, and a fan yelled "You shoeless son of a gun, you!", the name stuck.

He is also known for his contrversey in the 1919 World Series agains the Cincinnati Reds. At the time, he was playing for the Chicago White Sox (later became known as the Black Sox Scandal). But, a mafia, decided to ask a couple white sox players to throw the game. Shoeless Joe Jackson said he never accepted the money. He also hit the only home run of the series. The White Sox did eventually lose the series, but Joe had lost his chance in basbeall. Kenesaw Mountian Landis banned Joe from baseballl to clean up all the bad acts going on in baseball. To this day, Shoeless Joe Jackson, the second highest career beatting average ever alltime, is ineligible for the hall of fame.
"Shoeless" Joe Jackson deserves to be in the hll of fame.
by Baseball Phanatic June 14, 2009
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Shenessa

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The hotest gyal, a reds...a sexy thang who tantalizes the eyes of any beholder
When Shenessa entered the room, all heads were turnt and mandibles were dislocated in awe of her beauty.
by Pineapples_the_dramatic February 21, 2022
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