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shitthink

shitthink is defined by people who just shit out their thoughts or words without actually thinking or by deliberately being willfully stupid and expressing themselves.
More often than not shitthink is characterized by a close affiliation to right wing hate groups, but they often also are connected to just right wing groups as well.
Shitthink is also many times mere right wing dogma and/or policies.
1. The church spewed out more shitthink.

2. That was typical, stupid, redneck shitthink!

3. Sarah Palin only uses shitthink in public and likely in private too.
by madeupwordman November 15, 2011
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Shitting lava

Highly acidic diarrhea resulting from spicy food or stomach upset.
GAAAWD, I am shitting lava after the Burrito buffet!
by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016
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shitting Irish

I must have the flu I'm shitting Irish.
by jpg3 February 1, 2015
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shitting like a goose

The state of having extreme diarrhea. The art of peeing out of your asshole.
Boss: "Are you coming into work today, Bud?"
Joey: "I'm not going to make it today, Boss. I got ahold of some bad street tacos last night and I'm shitting like a goose this morning."
by #1SMTX October 3, 2015
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binge-shitting

What naturally happens following binge-eating.
After a particularly intense and protracted eating episode, I passed out during the binge-shitting phase.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 7, 2018
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shitting in stereo

a situation where, in a public bathroom with multiple stalls, two people in adjacent stalls are taking a pungent shit simultaneously, creating a collective smell from both stalls that leaks out of the bathroom and into the nearby hallway.
No, Malcolm, I will NOT shit in that stall. Do you not see the dude in the stall next to it laying a mud monkey? I am morally opposed to shitting in stereo -- mono or no go for me.
by Peven glugh November 25, 2011
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Properly Shitting

You lift up your shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your nutsack.
Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my life.
Did you make sure to lift up your shirt? Its a common courtesy thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*
by SpectralCuckSlayer February 2, 2018
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