shitkicked

The worst possible way to feel treated by someone. To be metaphorically blindsided as if by a MACK-truck, and sent careening down a flight of stairs to a marble floor, only to be pissed upon by a mocking shadow from the top step before you know what happened. i.e. getting dumped when you did nothing wrong.

If dirty little whores are a nickel a bushel, then by throwing me away you just shitkicked your own bushel of nickels.

by devastated in n.c. July 20, 2005

shitrocked

A shortening of the phrase He/She got His/Her shit rocked. Meaning to get hit amazingly hard, or to be beaten bad in a sport or fight.

Did you see that kid get hit? He got shitrocked!

by Romanick October 16, 2007

Shit Kicked

Meaning to get brutally beaten, or beaten up.

"hah, did you see that guy on the news?"
"lmao yeah, that other dude totally shit kicked him."

by Sandra 34 January 5, 2009

shitdickery

the act of being a shitdick
But shitdick meaning a jerk/asshole

Sarah Cohen sure won't quit her shitdickery today.

Shitdickery is a horrible thing to act on.

by J. Infantine July 31, 2008

shitkicker

1. A farmer

2. (pl.)A pair of heavy boots.

I had to scrape off my shitkickers before I walked into the house.

by tradesman April 3, 2003

shit kicked in

Getting beat the fuck up by one or more. Properly getting your ass handed to you in a very painful way.

Adam was being a douche and got his shit kicked in the other night.

Hey Larry, I hear you got your shit kicked in for being a racist?

by jonasthegreat July 30, 2006

Asshole Shitkick

kicking one directly in the asshole stunning the asshole loosening it and shit is released

oh i totally just Asshole Shitkicked john yesterday, it was fucking gross

I Asshole Shitkicked the fire mage and it was super effective

by i love to asshole shitkick September 11, 2011