sewercide

when you kill yourself by jumping headfirst into a sewer and drowning in literal shit

Tony: have you seen Lenn lately

Kate: oh you didn't hear she committed sewercide?

by whathappenedtoprim September 30, 2019

sewercide

Committing suicide in a sewer.

Jeff was found cold and limp after committing sewercide.

by Moonsauce November 14, 2011

sewercide

Releasing a fart so pungent that it usually causes physical harm to those unlucky enough to inhale. So named because it reeks like a sewer.

Fat Eric committed sewercide and farted himself to death.

by Moose May 20, 2004

sewercidal

When you walk over top of a sewer on the side of the road,fully aware that you might fall right through and die. thats some risky business.

Jimmy: "Man, look at that rusty old sewer! Im gonna walk over it 'cause im feeling sewercidal dude."

Davey: "Maybe you should get a therapist instead."

by its brobee bitch October 6, 2008

Sewercide

When someone is found slumped over dead on the toilet hovering above their own bowel movement having been overcome by methane due to the lack of a courtesy flush, they have committed Sewercide.

Wade's death was ruled a Sewercide when his body was removed from the porcelain throne revealing a large and noxious fecal mass.

by Wadeoff Innair March 28, 2015

Sewercide

Sewercide: The act of terminating one’s own life by flushing themself down a toilet.

The act of committing sewercide is such a shitty way to die that it shouldn’t even be contemplated!

by Captainmanic59 July 9, 2023

kermit sewercide

‘commit suicide’ but in a joking matter. created by @pjmthelast on twitter in her vmin anon au.

“time to kermit sewercide!”

by mintyjjk May 7, 2018