When a girl is giving head to an uncircumcised cock and she gets a mouthful of schmeg from under the foreskin causing her to pucker up and cringe. But the trooper that she is, completes the job to one glorious nut.
I guess I should of cleaned my foreskin last night before Rachel sucked me off. She got schmuckered.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
Get the Schmuckermug. by TheZippo November 8, 2019
Get the Schmuckeredmug. When one recruits a dog and a human to have a sexual escapade with them.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
Process:
1. Acquire some Smuckers Jelly (Concord Grape is preferable)
2. Paste it all over your hand
3. Rear the hand back all the way in order for the Slap to be most effective
4. Slap it on the ass real good and rub it in
5. Leave the Jelly on for 10 seconds before having your dog lick it up
6. Enjoy.
by AnonymousPseudonym10 October 8, 2018
Get the Schmuckers Slapmug. Enchanterist, mysterious un obtainable gift from the Gods. Whom may only be posesed by one man. That man Katfish Billy is the most hated envied man on the planet. Use caution when approaching you will be mesmerized and lost in the glow of her spell ,left helpless and unable to escape her charm.
That girl I just met is a Carol Schmucker, I'm powerless in her presence and tortured without it.i can never escape it.
by Leftpowerlessby her June 11, 2018
Get the Carol Schmuckermug. Stuck up white kids who have sex in the bathroom and who moan in the classroom and who don’t care about anything beside smoking and sports
Student 1: what school do you go to
Student 2: i go to Schmucker middle school
student 1: oh so your a stuck up white kid
Student 2: i go to Schmucker middle school
student 1: oh so your a stuck up white kid
by Hidden in plain sight September 9, 2021
Get the Schmucker Middle Schoolmug. Someone who takes credit for another's success in reference to hunting and fishing.
Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater
Synonyms: Cunt, out of stater
by Vermontsgay October 23, 2017
Get the Schmuckermug. Carol Schmucker
Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...
Pronoun; Precious perfect princess. Every mans dream. Every womans nightmare.. You will either be completely enchanted and powerless by her presence or left feeling lesserthan or incompetent. Unable to ever even compare to that witch is her. Love her? hate her ? Either way you will never forget her.. fan for life...
Anthony's so "Lucky",I wish i had a Carol Schmucker.
Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.
Carol Schmucker! If i never hear that again ill die a happy woman.
by Cancerous psycho November 21, 2025
Get the Carol Schmuckermug.