schmagma

a pungent, pasty, and gooey substance that forms in the foreskin of a penis.

After three days of extraneous activity and no shower my dick formed a very unpleasant type of schmagma.

by bac bac bac January 30, 2010

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Unpleasant sweat that developes on a man's taint*.

*Refer to "taint" in UrbanDictionary for definition

by Rob S. September 09, 2003

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an unsavory byproduct, usually produced by or on a part of the human body

I was preparing to go down, but was deterred by the schmagma I found.

by Jaytex March 12, 2003

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A term for a guy's jizz. Magma (volcanic flow from eruption) from the schmag (cock). Get it?

Dick laughed as Sally's face was blasted with his schmagma.

by Jeff January 12, 2004

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Schmagma

Since he has not taken a shower his dick stinks from the schmagma build up

by Johner October 07, 2005

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Shit man I woke up this morning and had so much schmagma I could have made grill cheese.

by Switch16 January 08, 2007

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lint on the foreskin of a man's lucious penis

also known as a case of "dirty dick"

My marine, Joe, gone in the war for so long, no shower, no moist toilette, no whitie tities, was suffering from schmagma.

by Jessica/Andres November 23, 2003

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