Schlorping

Having an aggressive poo while crying your eyes out on the toilet

I was schlorping last night alone

by Morgan_freeman_is_god32 September 6, 2021

Schlorping

The act of a man putting ones testicle(s) inside of another man's foreskin.

Jason and Marek were totally schlorping each other last night.

by Crazydax April 19, 2011

Schlomphing

To schlomph. Sexting but on a whole other level. More sexual, more passionate.

Are you and Jerome Schlomphing?

Yeah, we schlomphed all night.

by pinkkittycatmaster September 22, 2014

schlarving the doad

The act of sucking dick.

Man, that chick I met at the tastee freeze last night was great at schlarving the doad!

by goraiders November 23, 2006

schlepping

Carrying or otherwise hauling equipment for your own band.

Mostly done when the band is not (yet?) famous, and thus has to carry equipment for themselves.

It's only called hauling if you have a road crew. Otherwise it's called schlepping.

by LordofthePing May 30, 2007

schtooping

The act of sexual intercourse - usually in a hap-hazard way, in secret, and without regard for anything much past the act itself. The connotation implies an a possibly dirty act purely for pleasure, possibly rushed, or done behind closed doors.

George wasn't at the golf course like he said he was but rather was schtooping his neighbor's wife.

by Geoge Miller June 22, 2006

schlipping mah fronecks

The act of having a transsexual prostitute first stretch your scrotum, then insert both of your testes into your own anus using her/his penis, simultaneously vomiting into your open mouth while you strike him/her in the lower abdomen to induce involuntary defecation.

That tranny hooker was doing a great schlipping mah fronecks last night before I kicked her ass out of bed because her shit smelled like bad Taco Bell.

by Mysterious_Andy December 3, 2009