safe sex 

Moving the bed two feet from the wall so your girl doesn't get a concussion.

EMS: "Sir how did this happen?"
Me: "We were fuckin' and then i had a back spasm and she hit her head from the thrust."
EMS: "Sir, practice safe sex next time and move the bed away from the wall."

safe sex by AngryWhiteMale May 11, 2003

Safe Sex 

Safe sex is in the palm of your hand.

Masturbate you idiot if your that concerned about STD's or pregnancy. Its the safest safe sex you'll ever have

Safe Sex by Oddjobguy147 May 1, 2006

Safe Sex 

When two safes have sex

Look, those safes are getting it on.

Safe Sex by Jason March 1, 2004

safe sex 

Using a condom or pill during sex so a baby is not conceived, an STD is not transmitted. However, it is kind of an oxymoron:

Donald discovered that safe sex is not really safe after his girlfriend, Katherine, choked on his condom and died.

safe sex by Erika July 24, 2004

safe sex 

1. Using a false name.
2. Using a false phone number.
3. Not coming back to your own place.

That lunch lady I met at the 7-11 wants to introduce me to her kids. Fortunately, I was practicing safe sex.

safe sex by Kurt Brinker June 17, 2004

safe sex 

The act of not having unprotected sex.

This song demonstrates the idea of safe sex. "The safest way to have sex is right between the titties." Tha Alkaholiks "the next level"

safe sex by FlyAway July 17, 2011

safe sex 

1) An oxymoron.
2) A term for a condom.

"Dude, I need some safe sex with some girl."
"You know the SAFE part isn't going to happen, right?"
"Yeah."

safe sex by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003