putific

a person that has a terrible stench and is an abnormal smell and makes people feel queasy

That person in the back of the classroom is putific

by yoChrisigot1 November 26, 2023

Puntificating

To spar non-stop with one or more people using puns in a conversation until everyone around is groaning from pun-pain.

"Call tomorrow so we can ketchup"
"Lettuce see"
"We mayo be able to meet you at 8"
"I mustard write that down"
"I'll do the sesame"
Arrrrrrrgh!!! Please stop puntificating! You are killing us!

by MacgalSC April 23, 2014

puntificate

1. To make puns for the delight and/or irritation of friends and family.
2. To make puns in excess.

Jacob would groan and claim to hate it when Ed would puntificate, but in reality he just envied Ed's acumen for wordplay.

by Teddallo March 25, 2008

pubification

noun: the nappy hair occupying the pubis mcjones area

verb: the acquisition of pubes as one proceeds through puberty; contrast with "depubification" the natural or artificial (usually in an act of non-consensual trophy taking after sexual relations) of pubes

Dude, ever since I tapped Shirley's can my pubification has been itchin and stinkin.

Dude, Lattrice done pubified up.

Dude, check out my pube drawer. I musta depubified 50 bitches last year.

by dr poon February 9, 2009

Purification

When a batter sets out to beat his wife and son with his holy baseball bat and kills everything in his way.

Batter: I'M GOING TO SUBMIT MY WIFE AND SON TO PURIFICATION!

by Batter-Off- May 28, 2013

puntificate

to unexpectantly be required to authoritatively address a subject one has little to no prior knowledge of.....

As a speaker at the seminar and in response to a rogue question,Paul was required to puntificate....

by sheila in the car July 1, 2011

purification

1.To kill everyone in a clan or area to stop a few or one person from doing something against the clan or area.
2.To clean something inpure

1.I purified the oval office today two more years my ass Bush.
2.I purified my underwear useing the dishwasher.

purification

by Forest Wayne July 19, 2006