progresstinate

to be absorbed by progressing with a task so much that the desired goal is already passed

Andy progresstinated the writing of his paper so much he could not hand it in in time.

by magmarr January 15, 2016

Procrestinate

To brush your teeth thoroughly the minute before you leave to see your dentist.

Jennifer procrestinates when it comes to seeing her dentist, so she always ends up brushing her teeth several times the minute she has to leave.

by Cane Corso July 19, 2011

Progresstination

The act of making good progress on low priority tasks instead of completing tasks that are high priority. Differs from procrastination because the subject is in fact being productive in a manner of speaking.

In a superb feat of progresstination, I avoided working on my term paper, but cleaned my entire house and did the laundry!

by Aaaarchy January 27, 2015

procrasstinate

To put off doing something, not because you're busy, but because you're a lazy ass.

He preferred to watch football and procrasstinate than to mow the yard.

by Kram Llahtneb February 6, 2010

prograsstinate

To participate in meaningless activities, such as playing video games or Twitter, instead of mowing the grass when you know it really needs to be cut.

I know I need to mow my grass, but I'd rather prograsstinate now, and do it next week.

by Frenchie619 July 14, 2010

prograstinate

smoke herb instead of doing work

Instead of changing diapers he would rather prograstinate.

by garvald December 15, 2008

prograsstinate

Smoking marijuana as a means of avoiding responsibility

You have a lot of work tonight? Yeah man, I prograsstinated all weekend.

by jznny June 15, 2012