pre-load

sometimes referred to dirt biking, but when your about to ejaculate you use it in terms of coming on womens chests, and also when i try to explain something to daniel in science class

Mike: what the fuck is a pre-load

Dan: i pre-loaded all over your mom's chest
Dan: *pretends to throw his load*
Dan: oh yea

Mike: you fucking faggot

by Mike-Tino June 11, 2009

pre-load

The act of drinking at home or at a mates house before a night out

"Man we were wasted last night thanks to the pre-load"

by jaycool20 June 16, 2008

Pre-Load

To eat an extremely heavy dense meal and then devour massive quantities of beans and other gas-producing foods within 1-2 hours afterward, so that the Titan Dump coming is intensely pressurized, resulting in a violent and uncontrollable assault upon the toilet.

I ate six bean burritos after that T-bone steak to pre-load. That toilet's gonna die today.

by Chunkmastarr February 1, 2026

Pre-loaded Stimulus

New term/phrase from the left/woke which simply means “your cash savings”.

We need to find a way to leverage the pre-loaded stimulus to help our economy recover from the pandemic.

by TrudeauMustGo December 6, 2020

Preloading

Drinking some alcohol before a party so as to enter the party already buzzed. Through this method, one can get drunk very quickly once he or she arrives at the party.

I'm tired of this guy always preloading and pretending to be a lightweight.

by Rashinkle January 6, 2009

Game preloading

Preloading (in sense of videogames) is when you are able to download a game before it's actually been released and available for everyone to play. So when the game is out, you can play it instantly if you preloaded the game.

This is very useful to people who have slow internet speed, so they won't have to wait for a long time before they can start it.

Game preloading

1: Hey, will this game allow preloading?

2: Yes, it starts 24 hours before it releases
1: Nice, thought I would have to wait.

by BEGONETHOTS May 25, 2017

preload

To drink at home before going to the game, concert, bar, party, wedding, etc. where the drinks will either be expensive, crappy, or non-existent. To get buzzed, or even drunk, before going out.

Beers are $6 at the game, so let's preload.
I preloaded before the wedding. The church doesn't allow alcohol.

by Dr. Badwrench April 5, 2008