potdoc

Potdoc is a lazily good for nothing teammate killer, usually doing it under the guise of an "accident" because he knows he'll lose in a 1v1

Hey did you just shoot me in the back? Fuck man you potdoc me!

by I-I-ICHAOSI-I-I September 24, 2023

postdoc-osphere

A term to describe the realm of short term university appointments inhabited by postdocs.

"Did he get that professor job."

"No way dude, now he's applying for another post-doc. I wonder if he'll be be spending his whole life in the

postdoc-osphere."

by Hank the Monster October 17, 2009

Podochowdown

A buss as fuck chick-fil-a sandwich seductively topped with a slimy fat lardy mac and cheese and a greasy large fry. can be shortened to: Podochodo.

now a product of podochodo enterprises

ORIGIN:

created by chodo paola cosculluela.

Resulted in the creation of “LOS CHODOS”

i’m gonna hornswoggle the fuck out of that podochowdown.

that podochowdown is a fat petri dish for a new spawn of a fat lardy covid.

by podo llc April 25, 2022

postdoc

Somebody who has recently completed a PhD and has no idea what do with their life after discovering they are completely unemployable. Anyone with the title "Post Doc" is a bright intellectual person without direction who is killing time waiting for the right job opportunity.

She was a postdoc at the university for ten years before she discovered that she had to find a permanent job to pay for the kitty litter to keep her family together.

by the lazy ass destroyer November 13, 2005

postdoc

A postdoc is a Ph.D. holder who has not been able to secure a stable academic position and therefore sticks around in different labs. A postdoc often lives off soft money in a series of 2-/3-year appointments, until he or she lands a tenure-track position, leaves academia for an industry job, finds a room in the parents' basement, or commit suicide in despair.

Jane: "You know, something's eating away that leftover muffins on the table. Must be mice or roaches hiding in this lab."

Tom: "No, that's our postdoc John."

by a postdoc February 17, 2008

Potocki

An awesome sporty family with high intelligence and huge talents!
They always stay together and help each other in every situation.

Potocki is a fortunate family and having a count title

by _stanley_ March 28, 2017

Going Postdoctoral

Describes a situation when a person with a PhD goes on a killing rampage.

A variation of going postal, but used to describe a person with a doctoral degree.

" But of course lots of people--even Harvard grads!--suffer career setbacks, and few of them go postal (or should we say postdoctoral?). source: "Going Postdoctoral The bizarre case of Prof. Amy Bishop, Wall Street Journal Online, February 18, 2010.

by Oceanscribe February 19, 2010