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When a person rub's there face in another person's ass vigorously!
Kiersten : Hey Chad wanna come to my place during lunch hour and motorboat my soft puffy breast's?
Chad: Sorry Jim want's me to go to join him at the park and Pontoon him!
Kiersten : Ok that's fuckin gross why would you want to do that?
Chad : Hey he's my boss and I have to do what he say's besides I usually kiss his ass all day long anyway what's the difference!
Kiersten: True you must do what he say's by the way are you gay?
Chad: NO!!! but I am bi curious!
Kiersten : Well at least you still like girls!
Chad : For sure!
Pontoon by SlopNChop February 20, 2017
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sounds like a dirty word but its actually a marine engineering term for containers fastened together to support a floating bridge, boat or plane
She sunned her voluptuous body on the pontoon bridge across the pond.
pontoon by mandingoe May 5, 2004
The part of a catameran that keeps it afloat on the water. A catameran has two pontoons that are shaped like canoes. They are connected by a platform that the person sailing the boat sits on.
Without pontoons, a catameran would not be able to sail.
pontoon by zanny May 26, 2004
The opposite of wretched;

Someone or something that is completely cool, laid-back and ready to party.
Gurrrrl, that feathered hair is so not pontoon.

Vice Vaughn in Swingers is so pontoon.
pontoon by Jason Jopke June 13, 2005
"Theres nothing like splashing a little water on my pontoon."
Pontoon by Skott October 17, 2004
A beast of a word used by old pedophiles use to entice children into there bedrooms.
Old Man: "OOOOOOOOOH PONTOOOON"
Pontoon by Charles Of Nazereth December 30, 2004
Pontoon and drug used by people who have ADHD.

How bout them addies son?
I got a orange pontoon.
pontoon by Smacktards October 30, 2007