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pissiness

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the quality of being overly finicky, self-absorbed, patently assinine and absurdly self-important
A principal attribute required for current WH staff is extreme pissiness - for example, "White House Senior Advisor Stephen Miller aims to make it harder for legal immigrants to become citizens or get green cards if they have received government benefits, like Obamacare" (which they were legally required to obtain.)
by johnnypissoff August 13, 2018
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"Man, he pulls this crap all the time. It's straight up pussiness."
by Dafuqisthis August 23, 2011
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pausiness

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Deliberate use of an interruption or a break between words spoken.
The extended pausiness of the lyrics allow one to focus on the meaning of this song.
by Matt Browning October 31, 2006
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plusiness

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An activity or event that combines business and pleasure. Dangerous at office gatherings.
1.

Bruce: I hear you got a meeting with Miss Smith from marketing tonight. Is it business or pleasure?

Blue: Plusiness, mate. *winks*

2.

Jack: Whoah, is that the porn star from 'Thirsty Bitches'?

Jake: Yeah, dude. We got down to some serious plusiness.

Jack: Get in there.

3.

Jane was fired for engaging in plusiness with the boss.
by Jovian09 January 8, 2010
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pissfitness

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Being able to handle your drink so well, that you become immune to drunkenness. The level of 'smashed' can no longer be reached.

These types of people do not get drunk. They get piss fit. The more years in which they spend being piss fit, increases their pissfitness.
Boyfriend: "You drink too much"
Girlfriend: " I'm raising my level of pissfitness OK"?
by Netty11 March 7, 2014
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