napsturbate

Verb: the physical act of napping after a satisfying session of masturbation.

Girl 1: Hey want to join me for happy hour after work?
Girl 2: Nah girl, I'm gonna eat potato chips then watch some milf porn then napsturbate.

*Trademarked by SA

by urbdicuser June 13, 2014

Napsturbate

When you masturbate just so you can sleep easier

I couldn't sleep last night so I totally had to napsturbate

by Wolflobot October 31, 2013

Napsturbate

To masturbate a little bit, and then take a nap.

Nobody was around for a few hours, so I thought it was time to napsturbate.

by el blobo January 26, 2013

Napsturbate

To pleasure oneself while sleeping. Like sleepwalking, but with less walking and more masturbation.

Bob: "I woke up with my hands in my pants!"
Tim: "I didn't know you napsturbate."

by FaceDecade January 14, 2009

Napsturbate

When you touch yourself while sleeping.

"Im arroused but tired. Maybe I should napsturbate"

by DeuxDCLXVI May 24, 2016

napsturbate

When you masturbate then fall asleep.

I meant to study for finals, but went home and decided to napsturbate instead.

by Kgm15 June 12, 2017

Nasterbate

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011