mwould

Mwould is a much better word then the regular would and can replace the regular would in any sentence.
It is mostly used as a reply when you at least expect it, people that have not heard of "mwould" are often considered racist or stupid.

Person 1 or you: are u happy now?
You or person 2: no, why mwould I?

by Raffael McMexicano November 21, 2016

Mouldawg

When you have a hangover and you turn into mouldawg, the spiritual hangover animal.

Denis: Did you go out last night?

Prunch: Ye, porked a betty
Sean: Did you use protection?

Prunch: Can't remember

Sean: You're so mouldy Prunch

Denis: Prunch is mouldawg

by hoolitron5000 May 13, 2014

Mouldy on the Lush

Irish slang meaning getting absolutely off your face drunk, usually while Knacker drinking (on the nac)

Friend: Did you pull that beure last night?
Me: No she was too moudly, she started getting sick everywhere!

Friend: Are we heading to a pub tonight?
Underage Friend: No fuck that we'll go on the nac and get mouldy on the lush instead!

by IrishGuru March 20, 2015

mould infested

Completely taken over by germs

Wash that penis, its mould infested, short, cheese ridden and smells like a cheesy puff

by mitch00uk March 30, 2015

mouldy

(Ireland) very, very drunk

After three naggins of vodka I was mouldy.

by gp April 25, 2005

Mouldy monday

The Monday after a weekend amphetamine bender. Spending the day hot, moist and mostly stationary. Feeling like that crust that's been in the bread bin way longer than it should have been.

Man: I feel like shit...
Man2: Been on the phet again?
Man: Yep... Mouldy Monday as usual.

by ToastedTeaCake May 14, 2016

Jelly Mould

1. A mould for Jelly (n.)

2. The yellowing, crusty stain found on the front of a pair of pants that have been left in the washing some time after having been defiled by gentleman juice.

Bridget Jones's sensible pants were the only ones left untainted by jelly mould.

by Paul Hopwood October 5, 2006