A substitute for a bed, such as a couch, chair, or patch of floor; this terms originates, of course, with special agent Fox Mulder's distaste for traditional beds.

"Hey, man, I heard your bed was broken. Maybe sleeping with the fat lady from a sideshow was a bad idea, huh?"
"It's okay. I've got a Mulderbed... and my forbidden love."

Mulderbed by J. Severn February 21, 2005

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fox mulder

contrary to what some other guy said here on UD, the great Fox Mulder was nicknamed "spooky".

yep.

" Man: Are you familiar with an agent named Fox Mulder?
Scully: Yes, I am.
Man: How so?
Scully: By reputation. He's an Oxford-educated psychologist, who wrote a monograph on serial killers and the occult that helped catch Monty Props in 1988. Generally thought of as the best analyst in the violent crimes section... He had a nickname at the academy... Spooky Mulder."

so next time, before you defining shit, make sure you're right, huh? cunt.

fox mulder by OOIOO January 4, 2007

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Muldered

When a guy says he will get you a beer and doesn't; When said person says he "forgot his wallet"; When said person sleeps on your couch.

Man, we went to White Castle last night and he "muldered" me.

Muldered by Joe Joe the Idiot Boy May 29, 2011

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mulder syndrome

when a character in a story makes predictions with no grounding in facts or logic that always turns out correct. usually this person proves everyone else around him/her wrong no matter how much sense THOSE people were making.

Harry had a serious case of Mulder Syndrome in Deathly Hallows

mulder syndrome by bumpty May 2, 2010

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