microlobe

Very small free earlobes.

Earlobes that are so small that they are barely not attached to the side of your head.

Did you see her earring?

Yeah, I didn’t think she could fit that earring on her microlobe.

by 666 rule November 21, 2019

Microlude

Microlude (alt. MicroLuna)- n, the tiny delusion of grandeur when one thinks that their latest post, tweet or status update will make them famous.

example - p1 Man, I'm going to be famous when everyone starts saying "microlude"

p2 Dude, you're have a microlude

by wunddal December 22, 2009

Microhome

Homes that are way too freaking small to live in.
Generally 70 to 200 sq feet.

That microhome is smaller than my fucking dogs house.

by StefenVenn September 20, 2006

Microbeej

A blow job given to a micropenis.

Yo, when you use that Colgate wisp you look like you're giving a microbeej.

by beastboner February 4, 2015

michelobe ultra

Pussy beer. It's for golfers and queers.

"Let's get some michelobe ultra"

"Yeah, right after I powder my pussy... Queer."

by Vikingtechnologi April 22, 2014

Micropooed

The act or prank of putting poop in a persons microwave and then turning it on. Normal results in a terrible burning poop smell.

I woke up to a terrible smell and found poop in my microwave. I totally got micropooed this morning.

by deheedie September 28, 2010

micromoment

A micromoment is 1×10^6 of a moment (SI Standard prefix "micro" = 10^6); that is, one-millionth of a moment.

The time it takes to suck a piece of boba from a bubble tea container using the straw is exactly one micromoment.

by kirupa December 7, 2012