math

Mental
Abuse
To
Humans

John: My math teacher is abusing me!

John's Dad: Its OK, all math teachers are like that.

by x-child December 18, 2011

math

the lesbian sister of biology

Chris: Dad, can you help me with my math homework?
Peter: Math. Math, my dear boy, is nothing more than the lesbian sister of biology.

by Jenny February 7, 2004

math

the science of that which cannot be.

Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.

by carvahall December 7, 2011

math

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)

Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."

by Troy October 3, 2004

math

torture.

one of Lucifer's many ways of making us suffer.

resonable cause for suicide.

Nobody with any sense likes math.

Math sucks and i suck at doing it.

by Sunshine Dore July 1, 2005

math

whoever invented it should be rotting in hell as we speak. Also the substitute for most common curse words.

This is bullmath! I mathing hate the mothermathers they can all burn in mathing hell ya mathing bitch. Math me I'm all riled up now so math your mathin mather mathing maths.

by Deltron February 12, 2004

math

gods way of punishing us

WHY GOD WHY!?!!@!$131#!#!

why did you give us math!?!?#$!$

by BE_PREPARED! September 14, 2007