lumbering

The Todd Bodine way of fucking.

"Can I lumber you?" "I was lumbering this girl hard last night"

by Todd Bodine May 21, 2014

lumbering

To jack off really hard. So hard, in fact, you will be cumming til the morning.

guy 1: was that you lumbering last night?

guy 2: yes. so fucking hard to my cousin!

guy 1: wtf

by a real NlGGA August 10, 2017

Lumber

1. Noun: Timber that has been sawn into rough planks or other wise only partly prepared.

2. Verb: To move in a slow, heavy, awkward way.

3. Adjective: Having some kind of outdoor based rugged-ness, usually a finely trimmed beard. Used to describe a lumbersexual or mountain man. Only the manliest of all men are lumber.

4. Noun: Another word for erection or boner, derived from the word "wood".

Chris Hemsworth and George Clooney are the two most lumbersexual people I know, it isn't possible to be more lumber than those two.

You've got a lumber going on down there, you need to control yourself.

by Dr. Mountain July 12, 2015

lumber

when you got "wood" or a boner

man she sat on his lap and when he stood up you could tell he had some lumber goin on

by bizzle April 3, 2004

Lumber

A Scottish word for a date

I'm going on my own to the dance but do you have a lumber like Jimmy

by Ashers September 5, 2003

lumber

marijuana

i had to call the lumberjack (dealer) to see if he had cut down any lumber today for me.
he picked up a few sticks for me since there aren't many abundant forests in the area.

by i'd have a drink with george w March 28, 2009

Lumber

a group of fat girls.

No that was not a herd of elephants, it was a lumber of fat girls.

by jlynnwest October 16, 2010