A verb describing the act of swiping your hand like a credit card in an upward stroke over a persons genitals. This is normally done for shock value to a person who is not expecting it. One also screams "KA-YAK" while swiping a victim.
"That nagger, Laura, wouldn't pay attention....so I gave that hatchet wound a kayak she will never forget!"
by H. Cain October 2, 2007
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1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking
2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatwater kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i'd make it downhill pretty fast too.
1) noun- a boat used in the sport of kayaking
2) verb- to kayak- a water racing sport that onvolves someone sitting in a boat and using a double-bladded paddle to propel themselves down the lake, what someone does if they are too smart to row or canoe. note:this only applies to flatwater kayaking, whitewater does not count, if i was put in aboat at the top of the river i'd make it downhill pretty fast too.
Rower: So you paddle. how does it feel to be going slower than a rower?
Kayaker: At least I've figured out which way is forward!
Old Lady: Ahh, you must be a rower!!!
Kayaker: No m'am, thats a rower over there... (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)
Kayaker: At least I've figured out which way is forward!
Old Lady: Ahh, you must be a rower!!!
Kayaker: No m'am, thats a rower over there... (points to dishevilled youth walking backwards through heavy traffic)
by CHall May 2, 2007
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by Ez&Zee June 14, 2017
Get the Kayak mug.A single person boat used for many things. Used to be used by hunters, now used for recreation. The 2 groups of kayaking are flatwater and whitewater. Whitewater kayaking takes much more balls and skill than flatwater kayaking and is a shit load more fun. Here in north carolina and the rest of the southeast we have the best rivers and people for whitewater kayaking.
by jj6969 May 11, 2006
Get the kayak mug.A "Kayak" is that person you see in public that makes you mad, laugh, and wonder what the fuck they are thinking all at the same time. That person you just cant seem to find the right word to describe. yeah, thats a fucking kayak.
that guy at the bar with the leather jacket tied around his waist, anyone that smokes fish, anyone with a mustache/mohawk combo, someone with a tattoo of a tear under their eye. "hey look at the fucking kayak", "that guy was a total fucking kayak"
by The Triangle of Trust March 21, 2010
Get the Kayak mug.Someone who is so incredibly stupid that their intelligence is comparable to some whomst actually has a form of mental disability.
Can also be shortened to "yak"
Can also be shortened to "yak"
by Jay Yu March 20, 2017
Get the kayak mug.A 20 foot long, spiked steel dildo with rotating saw blades. It is painted red with the blood with the innocent.
Hey did your girlfriend use the kayak last week?
Yeah she drowned in her own blood but she sure did enjoy it!
Yeah she drowned in her own blood but she sure did enjoy it!
by Willis B July 4, 2010
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