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A credit score rating label that should be added below "bad," so as to replace it as the bottom tier credit rating label, usually only achieved by frequent users and patrons of check cashing stores, pay-day advance/title loan businesses, and JJ's Fish & Chicken.
Financial Advisor: "Well, to be quite honest Mr. Jenkins, after this brief period that makes up your credit history, from a year ago today when your credit cards were first issued against the pleas, cries, and then...screams of many actuaries, quite a stir has been caused in the credit, finance, and banking communities. So much so in fact, that they just held an international conference in Zurich to discuss the controversial topic of adding a new credit score rating label that would replace 'bad' as the bottom credit score rating label. As you could imagine it was very hotly debated subject Mr. Jenkins, as the label range from 'excellent to bad' has been the industry standard for decades. It looked like it could have gone either way, but once firms started cited your frankly...abysmal credit history they had no choice but to come down in favor of adding the new score. So, congratulations, Mr. Jenkins you are the first person to plummet the depths of personal credit worthiness to earn a KANG credit score. You may never be a homeowner Mr. Jenkins, but on the upside here is a coupon for one free side at J.J.'s Fish & Chicken.
Kang by Daniel Diogenes January 30, 2018
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Kang
Someone that's built like a fucking Kangaroo, Kang is a nickname for kangaroo the same way Ric is a Nickname for Eric and Manny is a nickname for Emmanuel same shit and we say Kang because kangaroos have BIG ASS FUCKING POUCHES, like calm down on those fucking sodas fat ass you're getting kangy fat mothafucka LMAO
Kang by Ricbandz23 July 31, 2023
Kang
A young boy said to be picked up from a trash bin. A young boy who cannot sit still and climbs around. You will always find him at a Ramen shop. Sometimes he calls himself Peter Parker. Sometimes he calls himself Shawn Michael.
Sometimes he thinks he is your friendly neighbour Spiderman.
Sometimes he thinks he is a TMNT.
He is a young, cute and handsome boy who thinks his age resets every year.
He is the trollest of trolls. And you never know when he will call you just to ask you to pee.
Sometimes he thinks he is your friendly neighbour Spiderman.
Sometimes he thinks he is a TMNT.
He is a young, cute and handsome boy who thinks his age resets every year.
He is the trollest of trolls. And you never know when he will call you just to ask you to pee.
Kang is so cute
Kang by Thatyellowunderwear May 28, 2018
KANG
a faux boss; one who THINKS he is sick, while in reality, he is not. an illegitimate muffdiver. performs random acts associated with the phrases "butt pirate" and "uphill gardener".
Kang #1:Wuddup pimp, your such a kang because your cadillac pimpin all the beezies.
Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.
Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.
KANG by Bob Jeagermeister July 2, 2007