1 definition by Bob Jeagermeister

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a faux boss; one who THINKS he is sick, while in reality, he is not. an illegitimate muffdiver. performs random acts associated with the phrases "butt pirate" and "uphill gardener".
Kang #1:Wuddup pimp, your such a kang because your cadillac pimpin all the beezies.

Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.
by Bob Jeagermeister June 07, 2007
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