jynxed

A unique way of saying someone or something has bad luck.

Damn, I tried to do my best but I must be jynxed! That really sucks!

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

JinxedReverend

A supposedly menacing corporation that seems to be shrouded in total mystery as nobody actually knows what they do.

It's known that the JinxedReverend Corporation has many bizarre departments with many perplexing Heads of Departments watching over them.

The corporation is also known to release unusual media pieces such as the one of a kind talk show: "Lunch With Maury".

The corp seems to somehow work it's way into everything and appears to be completely perverted and out of control.

All and all it really doesn't make sense.

JinxedReverend has it's own official myspace that provides a details history of the corporation.

View at: www.myspace.com/JinxedReverend

by feedingtheroostertothecat August 6, 2008

jinxed toad

when a man is having sex, and misses that girl's asshole, stabbing her buttcheek with his penis and fractures it, and screams

"Mark and Jamie were doing some hardcore sex scene in a porn movie, but Mark totally pulled a jinxed toad and really fucked up"

"AHHH! JINXED TOAD! SHIT!"

by MMjr April 5, 2009

sphincter jinxed

After eating something questionable, whether it is excessively spicy or expired, and expecting devastating gastrointestinal repercussions from doing so. After telling someone you are surprised you survived unscathed, soon after the food wreaks havoc on your sphincter.

John: "I had some atomic sauce monday and nothing bad has happened yet."
one hour later
John: "I retract my statement about the atomic sauce btw"
Jeff: "haha you got sphincter jinxed, I am adding that to urban dictionary"

by Kissel Krooner June 19, 2013

Jinxed

only real niggas remember this

just search "jinxed" on pornhub
you've probably watched it

by bigmood72 July 3, 2018

janxed

To be very high off of marijuana

I am so janxed from smoking that joint.

by ChaddySunshine September 8, 2016

junxed

1)usually followed by "out";wasted out of one's mind, stoned, high
2)rockin out in a band

"Steve and Dan were so junxed out they castrated a cat"
"you see chad junx the other night? his band is kickass"

by smilewhilebleeding March 26, 2004