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A jujube is a delicios red (stone?) fruit found on the hawthorn tree.
Who does not love to eat jujubes?
by Sam December 31, 2003
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Don't squish my jujubes!
by Leee K September 26, 2006
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preppy kid, square, boxed up. ultra conservative. repressed.
That guy is a total jujube.
by live December 6, 2006
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a sentence commonly used in Wenzhou, a city in southeast mainland china.
Every wenzhou man's wet dream, It could describe something is really pleasant that appears to be too good to be true,
Guy1: " Hey, Guy from Wenzhou, what's your favorite dish?"
Guy2: " HongKong Pussy with Jujube, I can eat it everyday in my life"
by ILOVEMurica November 15, 2022
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Princess Jujube

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A princess disguising as a commoner, known for her wit, creativity and seductive powers.
With her ability to melt hearts by gaze, she single handedly stole Mario and Link away from Peach and Zelda.

She rules over her legion of secret admirers and huge fan base from her many ingeniuous short stories.

An unobtainable, passionate and highly desired young woman.
Friend1: Can you make it for Robin's birthday party tonight?
Friend2: No time to talk, I have to climb the Himalyas, fight a house of Ninja Tigers, and lose my left pinky in a fire tornado.
Friend1: Princess Jujube summoned you for a game of chess after a perilous quest didn't she?
Friend2: Yes
Friend1: HOLD ON! I'm comming too!
by Shad20 June 7, 2011
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1) Pinching, biting, twisting, slapping, punching, kicking or whipping large titties.

2) Listening intently and totally grooving to "Johnny The Fox" by Thin Lizzy at ear splitting volume sometimes while pinching, twisting, slapping, punching, kicking, or whipping large titties in the back of a black Cadillac.

3) Sometimes but not necessarily chooglin down on skid row where only black men can go and shady deals unravel.

4) Cleverly concealing ones stash during the act of breaking out a bottle while being sly, slick and subtle.
Juuben female prison guards is a popular pastime in North Texas.

According to a recent study done by MIT (Massachusetts Institute of Technology); juuben and chooglin daily can reduce stress, prevent high blood pressure, increase stamina and promote healthy teeth and gums.

Those guys in Boss Tweed are constantly juuben and chooglin.

Gato is juuben Zoeys brains out.
by Mortarhead November 3, 2012
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Jujuleet

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It is the smallest insect in the world. It can be found on the flea's testicles. This word is not be used literally. It is a personal insult to be used on friends.
Bro, stop being a jujuleet.
by pipe55 March 13, 2010
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