joot

a vagina, colloquially refered to as a 'joot'

1. "show us ya joot!"
2. "she had a tight little joot"

by Mr.Oxford March 23, 2008

joot

A sweaty scrotum resulting from a hard day's work.
In particular, the odour produced by said scrotum.

"I scratched my sack, now my hand smells like joot"
"You're a dirty joot"

by Steggs July 17, 2006

joot

Joot's original meaning was a qualifying term for bodily fluid.
Then it became Joota, used to describe a Good looking woman.
Now Joot can be used to describe anything.

That woman is one find piece of Joot
Oh dear Ive got some Joot on my shoe
That guy plays some good Joot.
Look at that Joota across the road.....Twoot twoot
Aw that car is Jooted

by Astroboy June 03, 2005

joot

Acronym originating from Selly Oak, Birmingham. Used in conversation for 'just one of those'. Can be used in any kind of situation, since everything can be described as 'just one of those'.

Friend: Ah man my girlfriend just broke up with me.

You: Thats a solid joot if you ask me.

by Kipll May 11, 2019

joot

Generic word for untasteful orifice references

How much joot could popboi joot if popboi could joot joot.

by Popboi September 25, 2005

joot

to shoot a load, ejaculate, skeet, cum

I want to joot all over your face.

by Stinky Thumbs May 24, 2005

Joot Joot

To take a pen or toy and use your imagination with it. Created by Matt Fertitta and Josh Anest.

I joot joot all the time with my cousin Josh Anest.

by Matt F April 15, 2004