jizztake

the ability to pick up guys that have a tendency to cum way too early... or guys who experience premature ejaculation.

girl1: ugghhh! ron is such a jizztake. and his penis is small

girl2: yeah... a lot to expect from a star quarterback...

by getdhood February 4, 2010

Jizzrake

The comb used 6 hours after falling asleep while masturbating; to remove semen from pubic hair.

Damn, Stonie; that's a right feckin' jizzrake you got there.

by COMEGETME October 10, 2010

jizzcake

1) A spineless person, perhaps known for sucking dick. See also, bitchcake.
2) Someone who takes it in the butt or mouth, and hence becomes a cake of jizz.
3) Paris Hilton.

Note: May be followed by the phrases McGee, McCoy, or Philips to make it a nickname for the person in question.

"Hey, bitchcake. You're a jizzcake."

by Stan the Man with the Plan June 1, 2006

Social Jizztace Warrior

An SJW who wishes to minimize their resource usage by choosing not to jizz into a napkin, but rather recycle the material by jizzing into a compost pile.

Ooooh oooooh ooooooooooooooooh, oh yeah I'm cumming into this compost pile, oh oh oh I'm such a good Social Jizztace Warrior.

by gfaisjdfjjwejo June 12, 2019

Jizzbake

(v) to soak another intentionally in a large quantity of jism, without that person's permission

Despite warnings from my girlfriend, I jizzbaked her while she was lying on her back, shooting a load all over her stomach and face, and then made her get up to wipe it off.

by Billy Chill June 24, 2006

Jizzcake

When a dude unloads onto a cupcake and feeds it to someone (normally I’m public)

Bro 1: Bro I’m gonna Jizzcake this nigga
Bro 2: do it pussy
Bro 1: (jizzes on cupcake)
Bro 3: thanks for the cupcake

Bro2: that a cumcake nigga

by Donald J. Vrobama January 17, 2019

jizztaken

When you realize your hot girlfriend fucking another dude while you watch is showing way more enthusiasm than she ever did with you. It was your idea to start with and you had to work hard to talk her into it. You end up sitting in a chair for an hour or two pathetically stroking your now tiny dick.

She was spreading her legs farther apart than L.A. and New York, moaning and begging for him to thrust his giant penis harder and farther into "my hot wet pussy". I thought it was going to be a "turn-on" but I was sadly jizztaken.

by fiercecravinbob March 13, 2014