Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.)

A person who jumps to conclusions and speaks or acts out without full knowledge of the current situation, and then winds up looking like a jackass when informed of what's really going on.

"The other day Dave had a case of Sudden Jackass Syndrome(S.J.A.S.) when he caught his girl on the phone talking all secretively. Then he started accusing her of cheating on him, asking who the guy was and if he was no longer good enough for her. And that is when she informed him that she was being all secretive is because she was planning his birthday party. I swear you could see him grow buckteeth, a tail, and some donkey ears!"

by javajester October 13, 2009

jackass stupid

Extremely stupid, some to pop his spring

It doesn't take much to pop his spring, just do something jackass stupid.

by Mr. M. March 23, 2005

Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome

Occurs while driving. The vehicle in front of you is going below the speed limit (or is going the speed limit where everyone normally speeds), and the road doesn't permit you to pass them, so you become agitated. This builds up, and once you get to a point where you can pass them, you do so dramatically and accelerate hard past them, driving recklessly like a jackass for about 10 seconds before you calm down and return to normal.

Dude, I was going the speed limit. No reason to get Post-Slowed Jackass Syndrome.

by Paylardo November 3, 2010

Jackass slap

Donkey punch but only dom status

You deserve a jackass slap

by Thissssnigga123 April 19, 2018

Jackass the scene

Used to describe where a Trinidadian or group of Trinidadians ignore all logic and common sense to worsen a situation ignorantly

Everybody in work was good good and Tom come in with he sour self and jackass the scene

by Pigeon debater April 29, 2021

Jackass the scene

When Citizens disregard laws and regulations by making a situation worst for personal gratification. Usually done before or after impending enactment and enforcement of regulations.

Trinidadians on hearing Covid -19 lockdown regulations, jackass the scene by crowding fast food outlets.

The Prime Minister increases Covid-19 measures after Trinidadians jackass the scene.

by KCRtt May 2, 2021

Jackass The Scene

1. Seeing a bad situation and doing everything possible to make it even worse.

2. A special skill that most Trinidadians seem to be proficient in.

I told Jerry not to go to the store without a mask, but he jackass the scene and now the whole house under quarantine.

by T.though May 2, 2021