iwhore

cultish person who waits at Steve Jobs sacred rear portal for fecal manna to fall, so he or she may purchase the item before it hits the floor. Mass e-mailings from apple directly stimulate this person's ispot.

Jamie enjoyed listening to Apple press conferences with her credit card between her legs. She was an unapologetic iwhore, even though it had cost her friends and family. See i-whore

iwhore by gateskeeper January 24, 2008

iwhore

when one becomes a slave to ones own iphone thru the constant use/growing addiction to it and separation anxiety experienced when not in arms reach of it

a condition created where you find it impossible to sit your iphone down for even a second, the need to look for new apps, use exisitng ones, texting, checking facebook, reading email, etc overwhelms you and eventually you fall into your own world where its just you, and your iphone at that point you've become an iwhore

It's 3am and already you're glued to your iphone ?

Just checked the time and had to see whats up on facebook

Really ? Do you have any idea what an iwhore you've become ?

iwhore by TeeDolla January 27, 2010

iWhore

Someone who has to have every single unnecessary-but-shiny iGadget to feel good about themselves. iPod, iRiver, iTouch, iPhone...you get the idea.

Girl #1: ZOMGGGGG, there's a new generation iPhone coming out??? I HAVE to have it omg omg omg!!!1
Girl #2: FFS, you're such an iWhore

iWhore by iWhore July 29, 2009

iWhore

Someone who borrows someone else's iPod and uses up the entire battery because they felt the need to go through all their shit.

Ugh, Tracy's such an iWhore, she wanted to look through my music and when she gave it back it had like a sliver of battery left on it!

iWhore by Katrinioso January 12, 2009

iWhore

A person who will do anything for free iTunes songs - even looking through trash for bottlecaps.

Brett F. is a total iWhore.

iWhore by Camcol February 13, 2005

iWhore

A person who purposely keeps their iPhones in perfect condition, wrapping them in every iCondom on the market. This is done so when the next one is introduced they can whore their "old" phone out to the highest bidder.

Hey Bro, where is you new iPhone? Uh, it is not wrapped yet so I can't use it. Geesh, you're such an iWhore...

iWhore by theway146 July 19, 2010

iWhore

Defines an utterly stupid and incompetent person, who gladly would sell his sould, body, and genital parts to Steve Jobs, just to own an Apple product.

You can easely identify an iWhore, look for utterances like the following: "Oh I love my Iphone, I just updated it through iTunes, and now it can multitask", "Oh with the new update, my Ipone is able to run more than one app at a time! Apple rulez", "I love my MacBook, It is only 999$ overpriced, but hey it's a MacBook", "I'm to stupid figuring out how to right-click, thats why I love Apple"

iWhore by Walternate December 2, 2011