Walternate's definitions
Defines an utterly stupid and incompetent person, who gladly would sell his sould, body, and genital parts to Steve Jobs, just to own an Apple product.
You can easely identify an iWhore, look for utterances like the following: "Oh I love my Iphone, I just updated it through iTunes, and now it can multitask", "Oh with the new update, my Ipone is able to run more than one app at a time! Apple rulez", "I love my MacBook, It is only 999$ overpriced, but hey it's a MacBook", "I'm to stupid figuring out how to right-click, thats why I love Apple"
by Walternate December 2, 2011
Get the iWhoremug.