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implant

Bags of salt water inserted behind the breasts of insecure women "educated" in public schools, for the purpose of giving the breasts an unnatural, bowling-ball appearance and an unpleasant feel.
Sandra busted Mr. Larson's jaw with her implants as she did a dance on the stage.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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Implant

Usually associated with the breast, but can be inserted in the Penis and as collagen in the lips.
Silicon - Implants, make the Tits look good!.
My implants make my Tits look bigger than before!. Thankyou Plastic Surgeon!

Or: Wow, My dick is 12in long!!..
by leichenhalle August 29, 2003
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Implant

An implant is either a screw shoved up from where your teeth was or a distraction for men so their wife's get attention
Carl: Hey did you see Linda's implants.
John: Where...... damn.
by Pumpkinass January 7, 2019
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Implant

A lightskin nigga who’s the bitch of the friend group, usually named Isaiah or bryson
Hey, there’s my guy Implant!
by Kaioh February 21, 2024
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implant training

Training underwent by girls with fake tits and guys with fake dicks to make sure their implants don't fail them (and burst) when they try something vaguely related to sex
V: "Fuck man, me and S were foolin 'round y'day night and suddenly her implants burst!"
P: "That's what she gets for never going through implant training!"
V: "Colleges should make that shit a required course man!"
P: "Totally!"
by plasmafury May 20, 2010
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@Breast_implant_

@breast_implant_ is the best and most iconic Instagram acc on??? Instagram??? . She goes by she/her and she is DEFINITELY straight. Her posts are amazing (only when they have something to do with @yqsemite and @superpowercoochie) People who don't follow her are the WEAKEST link.
Person 1: Fad do u follow @breast_implant_??
Person 2: No??? Who tf is that??
Person 1: *blocks*
by Artpopbird June 24, 2021
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Brain implant

When you don't have your own mind; use other people ideas, truths, etc

when others think for you
Icky-Picky decided to not think the process through because she relied on her brain implant and it worked successfully.
Brain implants are awesome when you don't want to put in the mental work.
by @tikifaces_ January 27, 2019
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