hawki

Caroline and Jasmine's yummy LJ community. Those two girls are hotter than me so that's gotta count for something,e h?

Jasmine and Caroline

by Angie February 16, 2005

Polish Hankie

Using your hand as a handkerchief when you blow snot into it and then promptly flick it off toward the ground.

I saw this guy use his hand as a Polish Hankie when he blew snot after he sneezed.

by will bitten September 30, 2016

Dr. David Hawkins

He is the author of the best–selling book, “Power vs. Force” (published in 25 languages). David Hawkins, M.D., Ph.D, conducted a 29-year study that demonstrated that the human body becomes stronger or weaker depending on a person's mental state. He created a scale from 1-1000 that mapped human consciousness.

Child: Mom, How do I get super powers greater than Jesus Christ?

Mother: Son, it’s not possible. No human has ever existed with a consciousness calibration higher than 1000. The archetypes Christ, Buddha, and Krishna, Dr. David Hawkins are between 990-1000 LOC. This state is also the existence of Buddhahood, Christ Consciousness, At-Oneness with the Source Manifest and Unmanifest.

by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

Hawkin’s Map Of Consciousness

The map is a scale from 1-1000 LOC with different human behaviours and perceptions about Life and God based on each of the 17 levels of human consciousness and associated energy field matrix. The map of consciousness was developed by Dr David Hawkins via kinesiology (muscle testing).The levels of consciousness go as low as the pits of hell on earth (which is shame, 50 LOC) to heaven on earth AKA enlightenment 600-1000 LOC.

Humans range from 0 to 1000 on earth and angels can go beyond 1000 LOC with GOD the Creator at Infinity. The reason Humans can’t go past 1000 LOC is because the nervous system cannot handle that much power. Jesus Christ & Buddha both were at level 1000 at their death.

Student: How do I become enlightened Doc?
Spiritual Guru: While a lot of people think “enlightenment” is a singular state of mind that you either “have” or do not have, it’s actually much more of a journey from lower to higher states, which can be determined by consciousness calibration muscle testing and the hawkin’s map of consciousness

by IRSAgents August 1, 2022

hawking a loogie

hacking a loogie hauking a loogie loogie

When thinking of all the AGW pseudoscience swallowed by the GAC (Global Alarmist Church ... pronounced as G-A-C-K-K-K-K !!! with a gutteral ending as if you have a throat clogged with nasty phlegm and you are "hawking a loogie") you get an overwhelming involuntary reflex to spit on the nearest climatologist).

by Eppypotamus January 20, 2019

Steven Hawkings soup eater

A person who eats soup and dribbles it all down their shirt and, despite this, outright refuses to use a straw.

Oh dear, Gary is in 'Steven Hawkings soup eater' mode again, dribbling tomato soup all down his tee shirt.

by Terence Dactyl July 5, 2014

hawi

Hawi is the kind of person that always has your back because she is that kind of person. She is always looking out for people and has the best interests at heart.she is a beautiful crazy beautiful, intelligent, pure, and amazing person. we could laugh about the silliest things all day! she can also be a badass, people enjoys spending time with her.

Hawi she's so smart and pretty.

by Unnonimous October 29, 2019