The process of laying a length of toilet paper directly from the left side of the toilet seat to the right (or vise versa) so that the toilet paper lies right beneath the anus, thus resembling a hammock; once this is accomplished one defecates on said 'hammock' to test the aim of ones anus and the strength quality of toilet paper used.
I was hammocking at the Wal-Mart today; their toilet paper was single ply so it didn't last very long. I wish I would have doubled up.
by Dr. Can Do November 10, 2009
by bikindaf July 29, 2009
College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?
College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?
by FisherofMen October 21, 2012
by Hammockinglivin' March 16, 2017
A turd holding apparatus constructed from toilet paper spanning laterally from one side of the toilet bowl to the other. The paper is held in place underneath the weight of the toilet seat, and employs simple suspension bridge technology. The engineer shits in the hammock, making toilet paper reinforcements depending on the consistency of the turd (i.e. moisture, viscosity, and density). When all the stalls in a given bathroom have been successfully hammocked, the facility is known to be in a state of "Caribbean hangout."
Me - -Dude, me and all my boys convened in the bathroom during free period and hammocked. Unfortunately, Jimmy never showed up and we were one short of a "Carribbean hangout."
Friend - How selfish.
Friend - How selfish.
by the master builder February 07, 2011
Hey Danielle, you should wake up early so we can go buy and hammock and get some hammocking on later.
by Ninjamanbat April 04, 2016
The act of putting up a hammock and not giving a single fu€k about anything except hanging out and chilling.
by Dcoates80 June 09, 2018