Gurping

A combination of guzzle and slurp, often used in the context of consuming cum.

Chris loves a good gurping session.

by Cum lover 69 September 7, 2020

gurping

snyonomous to tripping, stressing out, bugging out, freaking out.

yo man, why are you gurping? relax theres no reason to gurp.

by jeffers.kim December 8, 2005

gurping

The condition of being under the influence of psychedlic mushrooms.

I was gurping so hard it took me 45 minutes to tie my shoes.

by WadeB July 11, 2006

gurping

when an over-hyper woman grips another man’s nipple with her toes

“she was gurping my moob pokers so good last night”

by tete2296 November 20, 2017

Gurping

After gooning so much, you begin to shoot blanks uncontrollably.

"Did you hear, Franklin exhausted himself last night after watching something."
"Yeah.. He said he couldn't stop gurping."

by anonymous March 24, 2026

Gurping

To uncontrollably start shooting blanks after gooning so much.

"Owwww, I can't stop gurpingggg"

by anonymous March 24, 2026

Gumping It

So, 'gumping it' is when someone is not quite retarded, but they're like just on that line.

"I need to confess a sin, Father. I worked at a grocery store in my teenage years, I won't get specific. There was this one girl-- are you familiar with the term 'gumping it' --so while it's an ethical conundrum, it's not fucking a retarded person if you were to sleep with 'em. This will come important later in the story..."

by Totally Not A Furry March 6, 2021