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people specially guys getting hit in the nuts really hard,kicked in the nuts,busted your biscuit;like the phrase you got served but groined means kicked in the nuts...
mike:dude did you see carl yesterday??
josh:Y?wat happened?
mike:he got groined by the new foreign exchange kid
josh:omg i cant believe i missed that!!!
by jemslite December 17, 2008
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GROINED ARCHWAY

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FEMINISTS ARE NOTHING BUT A BUNCH OF GROINED ARCHWAYS.
by DR .D January 13, 2009
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grained

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A term commonly used in the IT industry to describe an outage of a service being caused by the substandard work of a sysadmin.
*Multiple services light up the monitoring board*

"OH FFS who grained it"
by dfg1r07 March 22, 2017
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groinenstein

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injury to the groin or surrounding areas

person tends to have qualities of
1. long flowing jesus locks of hair
2. use's "Hey Mane" as a greeting
3. often creeps thru use of facebook, texting, the act of following or any means of stalking
"He hurt his Groinenestein"
"How's the Groinenstein?"
"Go Stretch the Groinenstein"
"I was masturbating to Law and Order SVU and I pulled my Groinenstein
by theTEAM_31 July 8, 2010
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GrOwned

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Interjection (derived from past participle of GrOwn).

Abbreviation for "Grammar Owned," a phrase adapted from the now popular term "Owned," which denotes the dominance of the listening (owned) person by the speaking person.
The interjection is triggered by some event which demonstrates one person's inferiority to another.
In this case, it refers to the grammatical superiority of the GrOwner, and is in response to a grammatical error committed by the GrOwned person.

Alternate spellings: Grpwned, Grpwn3d, GrOwn3d, Gr0wned, Gr0wn3d, Groaned.
Spelling and punctuation count as grammar too. You've just been GrOwned.
by The Grammar Nazi October 6, 2004
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Groinery

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A guy with no game who radiates little dick energy, puts pussy on a pedestal, girls feel bad so they talk to him, type of person who goes over to girls houses just to make TikTok’s with them, a groin isn’t deserved on this man, and a very punchable face/personality.
God dude that KEEGAN guy is such a groinery
by Beatlejuice69420 April 25, 2020
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Grained Out

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When you go to a party and cant make it to the late night afterwards because you have had too much grain alcohol and are hammered.
Guy One: Hey man, what happened last night, you missed a great party?
Guy Two: I know, I was so hammered, that party was grained out.
by Joes 204 April 24, 2008
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