Funky Monkey
Funky Monkey by Chelc June 18, 2004
Get the Funky Monkey mug.
Funky Monkey
A chocolate milkshake with half a banana in it. Really good. Tastes like an otter jumping over the rainbow and giving you a pot of gold. Also used as an excuse for a chocoholic to call themselves healthy because they have fruit in their milkshake.
GIRL: Slow down, you're going to have a heart attack, man! That's your third Funky Monkey today!
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.
GUY: It has banana in it, so I'm fine.
Funky Monkey by GayHorse :P May 20, 2014
funky monkey
"I started going down on her until I saw then smelled her funky monkey!"
"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"
"She's beautiful, but I heard she has a funky monkey!"
funky monkey by Nauj73 February 17, 2014
Funky Monkey
Nasty sexual act in which you lube a banana with caramel sauce, stick it up your partner's asshole, then have them squeeze it back out while you eat the banana. Yummies!
I've been tossing my girl's salad for my girl for years, so we decided to kick it up a notch and try the Funky Monkey.
Funky Monkey by billclay October 6, 2009
Funky monkey
a mildy sarcastic answer to a persons weird or uncomfortable statement, usually when there is nothing else to be said. when you dont want to be obviously mean but also need that topic of the conversation to cease immediately with minimal awkwardness.
You invite your new boyfriend over to meet the parents and he just returns from the bathroom.
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?
Boyfriend: I just took a shit and it burned and i had to wipe like 20 times to get clean!
Your mom: ...
You: um,..funky monkey! Sooo did Joella call you about carpooling?
Funky monkey by thebigtuft November 19, 2011
Funky Monkey
Funky Monkey by UrBaN MoNkEy March 5, 2008