fmp

Fuck me pants. Usually and tight fitting pants where you can see camel toe.

Look at the fmp's on that chick.

by VivaladanN March 30, 2005

fmp

Frankie’s Mum Porn,
A disturbing selection of pornographic photographs discovered on Frankie’s family PC by a certain Mr. Logan. if u get a chance to see them, DON'T!!!!

"Frankie’s mum, has got it going on. She’s all I want, and I’ve waited so long. "

by scotty2hoty May 5, 2005

fmp

frankie's mum porn.
A horrible thing that should be universally banned, discovered by the logman and seen by many unlucky souls.

Oh my god! There's fmp on his pc!

by Team Laser Explosion April 21, 2005

FMP

Acronym: Fuck Me Pumps

She was wearing FMP's, so we figured she was a slut.

by cfm March 21, 2005

FMP

"Fuck Me Pumps"
Pumps as in shoes, fuck me being the describing adjective

Be sure to wear your FMPs to the club tonight!

by K King May 15, 2005

FMP

Fuck Mike Pence.

Made famous as the signature sign off of the My Mistake Podcast, the phrase is a tribute to the vast and lasting damage that Mike Pence has done to the American people generally and the LGBTQ+ community specifically.

Lena: Did you see old fly-head is running for president?
Ole: Ugh. FMP!

by WurdsWirdsWerds October 4, 2023

FMP

Fuck me please

Guy: you look so hot today.
Gurl: So? what your point?
Guy: FMP
Gurl: ok.. why not.. (has dad issues)

by acedah4xx0r October 26, 2011