FMPPH 

Fascist Meanie Poo-Poo Head.

Found on forums, sometimes but not necessarily always pagan-oriented. Usually followed by a flounce.

What do you mean, I can't be a solitary self-initiated eclectic Wiccan-shaman-druid? You're all a bunch of FMPPHs! *flounce*

FMPPH by bekitty May 20, 2009

fapphones 

Headphones that are used for the sole purpose of hiding the fact that you are watching porn.

My sister was in the next room, so I muted the volume and put on my fapphones.

fapphones by Anonymous States of America October 25, 2007

Fapphone 

Headphones you wear while fapping to videos on your computer so the sound can't be heard throughout the entire house.

Rob: Dude, I hate watching stuff on my computer when my roomates are home, I have to turn the sound off.

Steve: Get some fapphones man.

Fapphone by Phapper July 27, 2009

fmph 

fuckin miles per hour

"Highway 7 isn't that bad this morning, why are we only going 38 fmph? This sucks!

fmph by globalwannabe March 24, 2011

Fapphobic 

A person with an irrational fear or aversion to masturbation

Ryan:"It's december 31st time to fap"
John:"Nahh man I'm too lazy"
Ryan:"stop being so fapphobic man"

Fapphobic by FuckTwittards November 1, 2020

Fapphobic 

A person who has an irrational fear or general aversion to masturbation

Ryan: Can't wait for Dec. 1st
John: Nahh man I'm too lazy
Ryan: Stop being Fapphobic

Fapphobic by FuckTwittards November 2, 2020